Happy Annimonthbersary To Me & Yayang! So far we have been married for 34 months, and if we were to plant pokoks kelapa sawit on the day we wed, we can now already potong the buah and sell it off at RM3175 a tonne. And if we had a baby on the day we wed, which is practically illegal because that child would be a bastard, then the baby would have been able to ..urm..i don't know. maybe poop by themselves without an adult supervision?
Anyways, things I just would like to point out on this annimonthbersary is now I have realized that there are certain characters of you that I am really uncomfortable with and I'd like that to be changed.
However, I also know that if a woman succeeds in changing her man, then the world is actually on the brink of apocalypse. No, you can't change them. They are basically what they are, and nothing you can do is able to change them the way you wanted. However if you really insist, ladies...just change your husband.
HAHAHA I'M KIDDING. Ehemm.
Anyways.
Here's to yayang..
Dear Yayang,
Thank you very much for this past wonderful 34 months and counting. I am happy (most of the time) to be your wife, and you treat me very well as this is been reflected in my unstable body weight. *Cough*
Anyway, last week, it hits me that I suddenly really realized that you..
REALLY HATE SHOPPING.
LIKE ULTIMATELY HATE SHOPPING. Here's why:
a) You always have some kind of sickness when we are in the shopping mall . E.g: You will have this sudden chill running through your body, as if you are in the Arctic, and is looking at me as if I can provide a warm thick blanket or some fur coat to provide warmth. And you will also suffer some kind of dizziness, sore throat, sore shoulders and sore feet.
b) Your face turns really sour, but it's kinda funny to look at. It's like you have this mind boggling dilemma, and couldn't find the answers.
c) You prefer to go to work in the jungle, or experiencing massive traffic jam than to go shopping
d) If I ask, "Is this top cute or what?".. You will look like this:
Hahaha. Totally indifferent, I cannot rely on you for piece of advice. (In the first place, I also am not too sure to ask you for fashion advice, but because I don't hang out with Joan Rivers, I had to depend on what I have)
This is Joan Rivers.
Anyway.
e) Lastly, you really hate shopping because you know how to make money but do not know how to spend it.
Hehe.
Nevertheless, I have a solution for this problem. GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD!!!!! That way I can spend your money and I also don't really mind shopping alone because I will always have a bestriend to tag along.
Her name is YOUR CREDIT CARD.
Thank you yayang, I love you so much, it's really eternal hehe
Regards,
Isterimu yang comel.
Anyways, things I just would like to point out on this annimonthbersary is now I have realized that there are certain characters of you that I am really uncomfortable with and I'd like that to be changed.
However, I also know that if a woman succeeds in changing her man, then the world is actually on the brink of apocalypse. No, you can't change them. They are basically what they are, and nothing you can do is able to change them the way you wanted. However if you really insist, ladies...just change your husband.
HAHAHA I'M KIDDING. Ehemm.
Anyways.
Here's to yayang..
Dear Yayang,
Thank you very much for this past wonderful 34 months and counting. I am happy (most of the time) to be your wife, and you treat me very well as this is been reflected in my unstable body weight. *Cough*
Anyway, last week, it hits me that I suddenly really realized that you..
REALLY HATE SHOPPING.
LIKE ULTIMATELY HATE SHOPPING. Here's why:
a) You always have some kind of sickness when we are in the shopping mall . E.g: You will have this sudden chill running through your body, as if you are in the Arctic, and is looking at me as if I can provide a warm thick blanket or some fur coat to provide warmth. And you will also suffer some kind of dizziness, sore throat, sore shoulders and sore feet.
b) Your face turns really sour, but it's kinda funny to look at. It's like you have this mind boggling dilemma, and couldn't find the answers.
c) You prefer to go to work in the jungle, or experiencing massive traffic jam than to go shopping
d) If I ask, "Is this top cute or what?".. You will look like this:
Hahaha. Totally indifferent, I cannot rely on you for piece of advice. (In the first place, I also am not too sure to ask you for fashion advice, but because I don't hang out with Joan Rivers, I had to depend on what I have)
This is Joan Rivers.
Anyway.
e) Lastly, you really hate shopping because you know how to make money but do not know how to spend it.
Hehe.
Nevertheless, I have a solution for this problem. GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD!!!!! That way I can spend your money and I also don't really mind shopping alone because I will always have a bestriend to tag along.
Her name is YOUR CREDIT CARD.
Thank you yayang, I love you so much, it's really eternal hehe
Regards,
Isterimu yang comel.
7 comments:
Happy Anniversary to R&D.. eh macam nama department pulak.. eh, rasanya aku dah wish kat post yg lepas, kan?
This sore throat posting, completely useful..
Happy Anniversary gorjesss!!! Here's to many many many maaaaaaany more happy years together... :)
haha. rasa-rasanya entri ni macam entri ada udang di sebalek mee je.
anyway...selamat tempuhi tahun2 mendatang dengan bahagia ok!
hugs.
kah kah kah. You made my day yg homesick di perantauan ini. hehe.
Happy bulananseri babeh. Smoga happy happy selalu and termakhbul segala apa yg kalian impikan (gila skema ayat penutup. Nih mesti sebab byk sgt tgk cerekarama Tv3):)
a. I've run 23km & 11km marathons but I don't know why my feet can't last 4 floors of shopping complex. Sungguh pelik. Sape boleh explain boleh tulis PHD paper.
e. Credit Cards are evil! Stay Away!
I'll only allow Leha to tag along.
Finally: I CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO BANDUNG!!! (tangan kt bahu, mata ke atas)
LAP U 2 LALING!
FYI - hadiah anniversary dah beli!
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